Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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