I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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