I think i peed on brittanys purse
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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