found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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