He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I smell like Dick and happiness
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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