Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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