What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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