I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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