you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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