love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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