Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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