Having a random hookup so left but love u
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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