Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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