Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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