quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
