That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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