he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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