Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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