see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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