This is not my ceiling
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
