just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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