ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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