My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
this just has baby written all over it
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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