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Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
do nipples grow back?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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