i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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