Duck Duck Cougar?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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