don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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