i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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