I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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