So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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