i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I think your dad took our porno
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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