And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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