Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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