So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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