Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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