North Korea, Best Korea!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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