No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
zippers are such a cool invention
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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