At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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