It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
A+ Viking dick
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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