Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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