He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
