well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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