normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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