So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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