There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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