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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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