if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We are all done wearing pants today
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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