i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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