You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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