just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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