Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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