No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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