I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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