Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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