If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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