Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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