He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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