Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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